1. Go to grocery store.
2. Buy large bag of powdered sugar and some baggies.
3. Stuff baggies with powdered sugar.
4. Go to bad part of town.
5. Start asking people in sly, secretive tones, "Wanna buy some 'sugar?' Got some good sugar here for you! Reeeally sweet. You'll love it. Hey, wanna buy some 'sugar?'"
6. Sell baggies of sugar for $500 each.
7. Leave promptly.
You may also want to buy a bulletproof vest and a gun. If you do the latter, make sure your weapon is properly registered and you are licensed, including concealed carry if appropriate. Also, remember not to fire until you yourself are threatened.
Selling sugar is not illegal. Self-defense is not illegal. And you told them exactly what was in the bag, so it's not fraud.
This is also good for trolling the cops.
2. Buy large bag of powdered sugar and some baggies.
3. Stuff baggies with powdered sugar.
4. Go to bad part of town.
5. Start asking people in sly, secretive tones, "Wanna buy some 'sugar?' Got some good sugar here for you! Reeeally sweet. You'll love it. Hey, wanna buy some 'sugar?'"
6. Sell baggies of sugar for $500 each.
7. Leave promptly.
You may also want to buy a bulletproof vest and a gun. If you do the latter, make sure your weapon is properly registered and you are licensed, including concealed carry if appropriate. Also, remember not to fire until you yourself are threatened.
Selling sugar is not illegal. Self-defense is not illegal. And you told them exactly what was in the bag, so it's not fraud.
This is also good for trolling the cops.